Today’s comedy writing from our literary humor friends around the ‘net, updated hourly.
- University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs “This week, the unthinkable occurred on our [REVERENT...
- Lists Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents “Saturday is Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday crammed int...
- Woman Sends Friend Obligatory ‘Sorry!’ Text After Hanging Out
- Live-Action ‘Scooby-Doo’? This Woman Got High With Her Dog
- Culturally Queer? This Man Is Straight
- I LIVED IT: Mean Person From High School Still Hot
- ‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conferenc...
- “Enough is enough:” Loblaws CEO commands all employees to hunt down, kill anyone participating in boycott
- Not His Best: Richard Brody’s Review Of ‘Challengers’ Just Says It’s A 23.6 On Something Called The ‘BrodyMeter’ And Add...
- No Man Is An Island
- Self-Improvement Books That Beg To Be Written
- Our Neighborhood Watch Is Just a Guy Holding a Plastic Bag Watching Women Parallel Park
- Getting Dinner with Friends Who Don’t Know Each Other: Into the Friendship Multiverse “The laws of friendship dic...
- Please Avoid Memorizing These Unhelpful Mnemonic Devices “Points are three, then feel free. Point is one, flee an...
- They Should Have Shot Old Yeller Much Earlier: By South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem
- Scientists: The Universe Is Not A Simulation
- Jesus announces even he can no longer save in this economy
- Big-Box Brands Ranked By How Bangable Their Logo Is
- One Time I Sprinkled Salt On My Own Brain And I Screamed (by Gordon Ramsay)
- Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home
- Remnant II The Forgotten Kingdom DLC Update Patch Notes May 1
- Canadian universities defend banning pro-Palestinian encampments: “We want our students to study genocide, not actually...
- The Dark Side Of Online Selling
- Medium Writer Boldly Declares Hatred for Trump
- Balatro Update Patch Notes May 1
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- Humza Yousaf, Hoisted Himself.
- God’s Will Is The Law In Arizona
- Oddsparks: An Automation Adventure Update Patch Notes April 30
- World Snooker Championship to launch replica kits
- Dessert Dilemmas In The Kitchen — Practical Advice
- Survival: Fountain of Youth Update Patch Notes April 29
- My First Time Moving In With A Boy
- The Daring Trader Joe’s Heist
- What I’m Pretty Sure Would Happen if I Ran Into My Kid’s Teacher at a Party
- Kind Neighbor on Nextdoor Wants Everyone to Know They’re Safe Because He is Second Coming of Christ
- AI tools pass new intelligence milestone after researchers fail to find a single AI that would vote for Reform UK
- Windows Key Combinations You Didn’t Know Existed
- The Throwaway First Drafts of Hit Musical Comedy Singin’ in the Rain
- I’m A ‘90s Rock Star Trying To Make A Comeback, And I’ve Been Encouraged To Apologize For A Few…
- What Is That Supposed To Mean: 3 Times My Son Came Home From School With An Award For Being ‘Most Contemporaneous’
- Date Night, As Imagined By Me Before Getting Married
- Bill Murray Showed Up to My Wedding, Sang With the Band, Danced With the Bride, and Will Kill a Hostage Every Hour Until...
- Coping with Your Acquaintance’s Divorce
- We must stop the small boats so we can take care of our own first, insists man furious at taxpayer cash being used to fe...
- AI Pilot leaves Air Force for Southwest Airlines
- Concern that links to the Tory party could hurt Tories in upcoming local elections
- Is Your Research Meaningless? New Study Suggests Yes!
- “Newly Uncovered Medical Note From Van Gogh’s Otologist,” by Parker Wilson
- How To Stop People Asking Questions About Your Research Using These Boring Made Up Words
- Wallingford Foodies with BLM Bumper Sticker Just Haven’t Had Time to Try Neighborhood’s Only Black-Owned Restaurant
- $925 Million In Red Tape Announced
- Publicly Threatening to Lose Your Motherfucking Shit and 5 Other Great Ways to Ask for More Civility
- April showers brought showers of humor
- Wolves Coach To Have Surgery To Replace Tendon With Twins Rally Sausage
- The Best Bang For Your Buck
- Remember the Alamo and Don’t Forget the Guac!
- CRA knows home office being used for non-work purposes, you fucking liar
- Lucky You! 6 Trick-Or-Treaters In April!
- In the Words of Glennon Doyle, Let’s Untame Ourselves of Societal Expectations About How and When…
- Dueling Tips from a Veteran Duelist
- On Public Speaking
- It’s Leg Day
- Nursery Rhymes For The Modern Woman
- Introducing Auto Cubicle: No Parent Should Drive Without It!
- Desperate Mayor Attempts to Summon NBA Franchise Back by Chanting ‘SuperSonics’ In Mirror 3 Times
- Local Hipster Tells Joke With Punchline
- Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison
- Nation’s White Women Announce They Have New Perspective On Paris Hilton
- Song Lyrics About My Teen-Age Years If I Were Taylor Swift
- Ideas for How Taylor Swift Can Harness Her Powers for Good
- Taylor Swift Friendship Bracelets for Beatles Lovers
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- Robin Decides When It’s Morning
- A Skincare Convo with My Gal Pal Earth