Damn, the Twin Towers really did everything together.
Why are men, on average, taller than women? Because most mathematicians were men.
Tell a man a joke and he laughs for a second. Teach a man a joke and someone else laughs for a second, later.
Please donate to give this very solidly upper-middle-class couple their dream honeymoon. These kids—(they’re 34)—deserve the best.
I just thought it would be fun to spice things up this time—literally in the case of that ominously bubbling aluminum tray at the end of the row!
In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”
“Thanks for taking the time to meet.” Alright, I see. I took the time to meet. I did you a favor, huh.
Wow, coral, fish, AND crabs—sounds biodiverse as hell. Whatcha gonna call it? The… “sunlight zone”?
We are especially pleased to announce that one of our program participants was named one of “30 Under 30 Feet of Water.” (Best of luck, Bubbles!)
We dispatch a man with a plastic bag (full of loose Arizona iced teas) to stare at her so hard she gets the dry sweats.
Damn, the Twin Towers really did everything together.
Why are men, on average, taller than women? Because most mathematicians were men.
Tell a man a joke and he laughs for a second. Teach a man a joke and someone else laughs for a second, later.
We dispatch a man with a plastic bag (full of loose Arizona iced teas) to stare at her so hard she gets the dry sweats.
If your therapist asks you whether Jason is your father, calmly explain that he’s your college friend’s old roommate.
Judicial combat is a seminal moment and, with a record of 22-0 (humans) and 1-1 (trumpeter swan, with rematch), you’ve come to the right person for advice!
The main characters will be named Tad, Morglee, Suppa, and Caldwater. They are all incredibly hot but still unpleasant to look at.
If your therapist asks you whether Jason is your father, calmly explain that he’s your college friend’s old roommate.
Judicial combat is a seminal moment and, with a record of 22-0 (humans) and 1-1 (trumpeter swan, with rematch), you’ve come to the right person for advice!
That’s when Cookie Monster start to wonder, who real monster…