Using a laptop at a standing desk makes you look like the saddest corporate DJ of all time.
The police came to my house and told me I was a “person-of-interest” in one of their cases. My wife rushed to the door and assured them I had been a bore as long as she’d known me.
Between texting and calling, I prefer showing up at your door to see the look on your face when you tell me you’re not home.