When life gives you lemons, resell them as “rare, heirloom, organic, locally-sourced citrus produce.”
I’m a gumball, and the secret to withstanding inflation is really just a hard, protective shell.
Scientists declared multitasking a myth because when you multitask there is an increase in error, it also takes longer than completing one task at a time… is not the answer to “why did it take women so long to get the vote” according to my ex.