“No, I’m not saying I want to sell feet pics. I’m saying I’d like an appraisal.”
God reminds me of my ex. Why? He expects us to be only with him while he is with everyone.
The police came to my house and told me I was a “person-of-interest” in one of their cases. My wife rushed to the door and assured them I had been a bore as long as she’d known me.