Today’s comedy writing from our literary humor friends around the ‘net, updated hourly.
- Lists Phrases for Hiring Committees to Use Instead of “We’re a Family” “We’re like a group of high school fr...
- You Think Pickleball is Bad? Try Living Next to an Eighteenth-Century Warship “This warship fad affects the whole...
- ‘Maybe You Just Loved the Idea of Him,’ Says Friend Giving Advice After Your Grandpa’s Death
- Woman Unsure Whether Feeling Joy Good Use of Her Time
- Why I Want Him to Propose at Benihana so I Can Catch the Ring in My Mouth
- Friends Who Tried and Failed to Schedule a Hang Twice Agree to Catch Up at Respective Weddings
- Bruno Mars Reportedly In $50 Million Of Debt With MGM Casino After Assuming Cocktails Were Complimentary
- UPDATE: Royal Family insists Kate has always had 3 hands, and King Charles is with her on a farm in the country
- Resurrection
- My LAST Last Will And Testament
- Job Listing for a Company That Does Things Hella Different
- Sold! Donald Trump Dumps Mar-a-Lago to Pay Off Court Debts
- Four hangover cures that aren’t as good as playing Home for a Rest by beloved Canadian folk rock band Spirit of the West...
- What Happens When You Boot Grammarly From Your Writing — Hint, It’s Not Pretty
- Call Of Duty Warzone Mobile How To Pre-Register, Claim Rewards
- Key to Fast Digestion — Always Snap Your Food Before Dining
- Dragon’s Dogma 2 Is There A Demo
- Every Leprechaun Movie Ranked by Historical Accuracy
- Mike Pence’s Condemnation of Trump Sways Nearly Two Voters Nationwide
- Call Of Duty Warzone Mobile Release Date, Time
- Gas Station TV Becomes the Next Government Conspiracy
- Dragon’s Dogma 2 Release Date, Time
- We Sit Down with the One Guy Whose Student Loans Were Canceled by Biden
- I Am a Film Character Out for a Casual Run
- Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote
- Georgia Passes Law Criminalizing Giving Water to People Waiting in Merch Lines
- Triumph Over Adversity
- Remembering Molly Ivins
- Cancer Breakthrough: Spooning Cures, But Forking And Knifing Even Better
- Extremely tenuous Irish connection definitely enough for most people to celebrate St Patrick’s Day, finds survey
- Man who spent the last few years mocking ‘virtue signallers’ pretty keen for you to notice his MAGA hat and Trump flags
- “Good Time,” by Clarissa Cervantes
- Bridgeport Grandfather Hits GOP Buzzword Bingo While Watching C-SPAN
- Dorchester Grandad Finally Reveals Top Secret Family Recipe For Green Beer
- An Open Letter to the Canadian Government on School Safety
- My Friend’s Rat Problem
- Mediaeval battering-ram operator reincarnated as guy on bus with backpack
- Law & Order Toronto criticized as unrealistic after showing Toronto Police trying to solve crimes
- Thoughts from My Yearly Run
- City Expands St. Paddy’s Dye To All of Lake Michigan
- Staten Island, Leprechauns Have Something to Tell You
- The Leprechaun Workers Union Demand Better Working Conditions
- MTA New York City Subway BINGO “If you see something, say BINGO.” by Jenny Gorelick and Kat Schober
- Dashiell Hammett’s Saint Patrick and the Case of the Emerald Asp “It was a gloomy morning, fifth century, and I w...
- Wilson the Volleyball May Finally Be Ready to Accept Chuck Noland’s Apology
- I’ve Never Understood Why People Choose To Die Of Cancer When They Could Be Experiencing Movie Magic Instead (By Steven...
- March Mayhem at Frazzled: Part 2
- Casting Call for Hot New Reality Show: The Playdate
- Spring-Jacket Cliques
- How to Transition from Winter to Spring: A Mental Style Guide
- Fresh New Looks for Spring
- The Joy of Spring
- North Korean media reports Kim Jong-un rode Shergar to victory at Cheltenham festival
- McDonald’s outage sees millions of people become healthier by accident
- This Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s Friends
- Jack Skellington Opens The St. Patrick’s Day Town Door
- Things I Would Know How To Do Had I Lived In The Age Of Sail
- Six Self Help Books That Would Become Bestsellers If Only They Existed
- Musical Theatre, by Autocorrect, Act 3
- My Best Friends Ranked By How Much Blood I’ll Donate To Save Their Lives
- Congratulations, You are Off the Preschool Waitlist!
- What I Think I’ll Find in My Inbox When I Compulsively Check My Email 50 Times a Day
- It Fell Behind the Washing Machine: A Tragedy In Three Acts
- 10 Reasons to Run That You, a Parent Who Hates Running, Can Give Your Kid Who Also Hates Running
- 50th Ride Free
- Cartoon of the Week for March 14, 2024
- AUTUMN/WINTER 2022
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- Selfish Or Understandable? This Man Refused To Give Up His Airplane Seat So A Woman Could Sit Next To Her Dead Husband
- The Funminists
- 5 Awesome Backyard Experiments To Teach Your Child That Owls Are Indestructible
- The Rescue by Gill James
- Dumpster Divers
- Airbnb To Ban Indoor Security Cameras
- Owner Of Shuttered Hermit Crab Kiosk Probably Retired To Private Tropical Island