Today’s comedy writing from our literary humor friends around the ‘net, updated hourly.
- A Lazy Person’s Guide to Finding Purpose in the Universe
- Scientists: You Don’t Let The Loch Ness Monster Tell You What To Do
- The Compendium of Bothersome Critters Welcomes a New Member
- The Supreme Court Launches A Public Relations Campaign
- New water-saving latrines just leave poop there forever
- Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1044 April 28, 2024
- Britain’s Got Talent singer with four-minute, tragic video package turns out to be shit
- Poilievre promises if elected, climate change will be the least of our worries
- This Week in Miscellaneous Facts (Vol. 7)
- Chicago Woman Undergoes Annual Reappreciation for City
- Overrun Japanese Town Moving Mountain to Block Tourist Photos of Mount Fuji
- Positive Polish Jokes
- Roger Wallop Would Rather You Waited Until the Pain Subsides Before Sending the Flowers
- The Near-Future Dystopia in Which Everything Is Taylor Swift
- Rusty’s Retirement Update Patch Notes April 27
- Content Warning Is It On PS5 Or PS4
- Content Warning Is It On Xbox Series X|S Or Xbox One
- “I’m Intermittent Fasting” And 10 Other Lies to Tell Your Friends When You’re Too Hungover to Eat
- Neoliberal Couple Feels BLM Sign Really Ties 11 Bedroom, 6 Bath House Together
- “Am I A Saint?” Your Grocery Store Cashier Will Now Tell You
- Poser Alert! Those Assholes From the “Punk” CD Compilation Were Paid Actors
- HR Pulls Your Kid in for a Performance Improvement Plan on Take Your Child to Work Day “You haven’t met any of yo...
- Grendel Must Have Immunity for Raiding Our Capitol, or Else Anyone Could Be Punished for Raiding Our Capitol “Hol...
- The Top Ten Most Underrated Island Records Bands That Turned Out to Be Dead the Whole Time
- Canucks fans denied viewing parties vow to riot and destroy property from the comfort of their homes
- What Your New York City Tourist Recommendation Says About You “Try the steak frites au poivre at La Bonne.”You wo...
- The Millennial CAPTCHA “CAPTCHAs help separate bots from humans. But what if you only want your content to be see...
- Study Finds Some Women Are 35
- Slow Fashion? Woman Has Owned Forever 21 Tank Top for 10 Years
- Out of Podcasts? Here’s How to Eavesdrop on Other People’s Conversations
- How to Come Down from the Inexplicable High of Three People “Ha Ha” Reacting to Your Text
- Airlines Now Required To Refund Canceled Or Delayed Flights In Cash
- CARTOON: Freshly Sealed
- Everything freedom loving Conservatives have banned Canadians from doing in recent years
- I’ve Fallen Into the Youth Sports Trap Again… and Funny Parenting Stories From the Week!
- Opinion: I could do with ninety grand right about now, so please could Laurence Fox call me a paedophile?
- The Dead Philosophers Group Chat
- Was It a Mistake to Get My Degree From Wordle University?
- Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight, Revised For Theatrical Release In China
- Introducing Rogaine for Babies©
- Oh Crap, I’m Going on Vacation
- Everyone Is Inherently Worthy of Love, Respect, and Belonging — Except for You
- Why me arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users is good, but the last regime arbitrarily giving verifica...
- New bullshit study reveals your fatal character flaw might be a good thing
- Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program
- American 18 year-olds stoked to vote in last presidential election
- Cartoon of the Week for April 25, 2024
- Dear College, I’d Actually Like a Donation from You
- Had Enough of the Disney Parks? Then Visit Don Bluth Land!
- 6 Times Mom Kicked Dad Out Only To Have Him Build A New Life For Himself Where He Was Absolutely Thriving Within A Matte...
- GoT Fans Rejoice! George R.R. Martin Just Announced The Reason He’s Taken So Long On The Next ‘Game Of Thrones’ Book Is...
- Epstein Monopoly
- Meditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most Everyone
- If You Give a Kid an iPad…
- This Waitlist has a 10,000 Person Waitlist
- The Trick-Question Section of the Student Aptitude for Withstanding Testing Anxiety Admission Test
- Shaving Pains
- Clickbait Headlines for Train Enthusiasts
- Finally: The Eiffel Tower Is Getting Skin
- Three Lousy Words, And Four Others That I Hate Even More
- Thought Journal Prompts From Your Overbearing Mother
- Things Victorian Women Said
- I Swore I’d Never Do These Things When I Had Kids. Then I Had Kids.
- We Will Be Filming on Your Street Tomorrow for a Show That You and All Your Friends Will Really Hate!
- I Am That Goddamn Metal Water Bottle that Shatters Any Sense of Peace in Yoga
- Rest-of-World Offers Trump Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again
- Donald Trump: A Modern Day Jesus
- Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican
- Stepping Up: Facebook Will Begin Conducting Automatic Wellness Checks For Anyone Still Using Facebook
- Best Medical Practices, According to the Arizona Supreme Court
- Avian Insomnia
- I’m Your Dating App and I’m Hiding Your Soulmate
- Tearful God Admits To Kidnapping Humanity 4,000 Years Ago To Raise As Own Children
- Report: Your Mother A Sexual Creature
- A Few More Questions for This Seder