Here at the Hampton Inn, hospitality is our priority! Our hotel is your home. Now answer me this, would you leave 30 soaking wet hand towels on the bathroom floor of your home?
What’s the difference between a bird and a plane? Birds can’t even hold their own shit when flying but planes can fly and carry the shit of hundreds of people at the same time.
Happiness is that feeling you get when you take warm laundry out of the dryer. Sadness is that feeling you get when your neighbor discovers you in their house holding their warm clothes.