Here at the National Weather Service, we pride ourselves on accuracy, which is why at any given moment at any given weather station we have a man licking his finger and holding it in the air.
When I said I wanted to make the world a better place I meant better for myself.
— Daniel Gujic, @zvoncek5
Between texting and calling, I prefer showing up at your door to see the look on your face when you tell me you’re not home.